Is nothing sacred?
According to the LA Times, a hoard of hucksters, including Grape Ranch
have tainted the true spirit of Festivus. In the case of Grape Ranch. the offense was to produce a seasonal Festivus wine, thus joining the purveyors of "other Kitschy merchandise".
Great work guys. You do realize that we now have no choice but to proceed on to "Feats Of Strength", right?